First of all darling, brave Spikey-Wikey didn't kill him, he simply sent him to Celestia (though that might be just as bad). And second, for everything going on, at least my mane was kept intact. If it was ruined that would be an occasion for swearing.
You got a point. But here's another one how do you know that at this time that Spike didn't kill them and really sent them to Celestia. Also I read the whole story and Spike meant to kill them he didn't know message flame was on.
Dear Celestia, today I learned the importance of not pissing of a dragon, kidnapping his crush, pitting myself and my friends against him, crushing the gift for said crush, not taking proper cautions over insurance policies, and not having ambulances at claw.